Chocolate is
derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable
Sugar is derived
from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.
Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate
is a vegetable.
To go one step
further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy.
So, candy bars are a health
food.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
Remember - -
- "STRESSED" spelled backward is "DESSERTS"
Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds. Send this to all the
people you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds.
If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately. That's why I had to pass this on - - - I didn't want to risk it.
Now, we just need to find justification for men buying all their toys-gadgets,
widgets, and electronic things. There is a reason why I bought a cell phone
with GPS-you know how men get lost. It had nothing to do with that it was a
fancy gizmo.
(GPS stands for Global Positioning Satellite, used to identify locations).
Richard D�Andrea Dover
In His
Steps Ministries
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To the world, you may
just be somebody...but to somebody, you may be the world.
Bill Wilson, Metro Ministries