DUMB LAWS IN NEW JERSEY
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.

DUMB LAWS IN CALIFORNIA
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

Women may not drive in a house coat.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you own at least
two cows.

DUMB LAWS IN MASSACHUSETTS
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.

It's illegal to drive Texan, Mexican, Cherokee, or Indian cattle
on a public road.

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

Goatees are illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for
the privilege of wearing one in public.

 

Richard Dover
In His Steps Ministries