There
are several men sitting around in the locker room of a Golf Club after a round,
showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.
Suddenly
a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the
following conversation ensues:
(H
- Husband, W - Wife)
H
- "Hello?"
W
- "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
H
- "Yes."
W
- "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw
A beautiful leather coat.
It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
H
- "What's the price?" W - "Only $1,000."
H
- "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
W
- "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002
models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a
really good price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last
year..."
H
- "What price did he quote you?"
W
- "Only $60,000..."
H
- "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
W
- "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."
H
- "What?"
W
- "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and.
I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked
at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool,
English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property."
H
- "How much are they asking?" W - "Only $450,000 - a magnificent
price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
H
- "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"
W
- "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
H
- "Bye...I love you too..."
The
man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in
astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone
and asks "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
To the world, you may just be somebody...but to somebody, you may be the world.
Richard Dover
In His Steps Ministries
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