Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 70 miles per hour in a 60 miles per hour zone. She had her face next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that d... makeup!!

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which caused the phone to fall into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!

Those darn dangerous women drivers.

Richard Dover
In His Steps Ministries
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